Friday funny!

While talking to Radio Goddess this morning, she asked, "Have you packed yet?"

I informed her "Of course not; I wouldn't have any clothes to wear. However, I did get out my little red suitcase. There it sits, empty and alone in the corner... you know, like the emo kids."

Simple Gifts: The Bad

For Christmas my eighteenth tumultuous, angry and parental-despising year, I was given luggage.

I took it as a hint and promptly burst into tears.

The lesson this time was: Sometimes a banana is just a banana.