Ah, but my ass is too big!

My poor Chariot has been collected by the surgeons for repairs. Who knows how long the Chariot will be in shop; she's a great set of wheels who in my time of need protected me well.

In the meantime, my french speaking sister, Talent, told me "chariot" means "carriage" or rather, "shopping cart" in the language of lovers. Talent then said, "Every time you say 'chariot' I think of The Mister pushing you around in a buggy at the grocery store!"

Although I'm a petite Super, I'm pretty sure my ba-donk-a-donk will never again fit in those wretched metal seats. Still, it's a funny image.